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Tea Tree Scented Steamed Dog. May 26

Ingredients

1 Dog

1 Tea Tree Dog Shampoo
1 Tea Tree Dog Conditioner
1 Shower
1 Dog Towel
1 Large Fluffy Towel Various Dog Treats.

Firstly lure dog into shower room with a couple of the dog treats. You will get some filthy looks on closing door as dog is not entirely stupid and knows what’s coming next. Divert attention and filthy look with another dog snack. Set water temperature lower than human temp, it will be to hot otherwise. Wet down dog.

Be prepared to be unpopular. Proceed to shampoo, lather, rinse conditioner and repeat rinse. (clean out shower drain as it will be full of dog hair!). Use dog towel and dry off dog. This generally always is welcome as its a big huge rub feast.

Once dog is loose in house again prepare tv remote control, something nice to drink. Sit on sofa with big fluffly towel over lap. Lure dog with extra doggy treats – trust me this will be so easy. Once dog is on lap engulf in fluffy towels and wrap up dog. Kick back on sofa and enjoy a nice hour of nothing TV with dog on top in towels.

Steam for at least two hours. You will know the dog is done when it decides to squirm out of the fluffy towel, timing will depend on level of doggy dryness and length of time you are in the kitchen. Finish off with a little grooming session and some nice Tea Tree grooming space. Serve.

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